May 25
- Me: hello is anyone there
- Silence:
- Silence:
- Silence:
- Silence:
- Silence:
- Silence:
- Silence:
- Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
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May 25
Maximum trolling:
- Get a bunch of people together in a cirlce and have them start yelling “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.”
- Then have two people in the middle thumb wrestling.
(Source: most-awkward-moments)
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May 25
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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